Post by Cookie on Oct 27, 2016 2:30:36 GMT -6
Welcome!
This is just a random thing I came up with. Basically go to this site right here and type a number between 1 and 20 and then go here and open the spoiler with the number you got! That is your fortune : )
You can just go and open them all and read them all without using the number generator but that just takes the fun out of it
Comment what you get below, and what you think of it :3
Fortunes:
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Note: These are obviously jokes, and aren't meant to be taken too seriously.
This is just a random thing I came up with. Basically go to this site right here and type a number between 1 and 20 and then go here and open the spoiler with the number you got! That is your fortune : )
Comment what you get below, and what you think of it :3
Fortunes:
1
Penguins will come to your house armed with bazookas. If you start hearing whatever noise a penguin makes, your time is up.
2
You will turn into a potato next time you blink.
3
A cow will steal your wallet.
4
A chicken will steal all of your coat hangers and replace them with muffins for some reason.
5
After reading this, you will become allergic to rainbows.
6
You will get a pet unicorn who will give you $100,000,000,000,000 dollars.
7
You will come home finding Grumpy cat sitting on your bed. Smiling.
9
You will fall into a portal, and find yourself living in an anime dubbed by 4kids.
10
A duck will ask you to marry them.
11
Suddenly a tornado of rainbows will engulf you, and you will find yourself in a giant vat of donuts.
12
Next time you laugh at or make a fart joke, a bunny will appear out of nowhere and slap you.
13
Faries will invade your backyard, then proceed to take your house as well.
14
You will get arrested for crayon abuse.
15
Your senpai, who is a duck will be stolen by Midori Gurinuuuuuuuuu
16
You will buy a new pair of pants.
17
A snowman will kill you. I DON'T CARE IF IT DOESN'T SNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, IT WILL COME ANYWAY!
BECAUSE SCREW LOGIC
BECAUSE SCREW LOGIC
18
A slushie will drink you.
19
Santa will come to your house saying he quits, and now you're in charge.
20
An octopus will come into your room at night.
Note: These are obviously jokes, and aren't meant to be taken too seriously.
Sorry there isn't alot! I actually have this shoe box in real life where I just put in a bunch of silly fortunes for people to laugh at and have fun. I've been thinking about actually putting these fortunes here for you guys to enjoy too In real life, I have written alot more of these, but there's so many, I'm not gonna put them all on here right now. I might add more if you guys enjoy these!