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Post by lola on Oct 14, 2015 14:52:27 GMT -6
Mother Cabbage was sitting in the living room with her three children, Lee, Tal and Caren. 'Mother?' 'What is it my dear Cabbage?' She said to Caren. 'Mother can me and Lettuce go and play?' 'Yes, Big brother Cauliflower you must go too.' She said to her children.
When they got upstairs Caren took out her pocket knife. 'Let's play surgeons' said the twelve-year-old. Tal and Lee lay down on the floor. 'OK!' They said. Caren cut both of them open and took out their insides.
Mother Cabbage was downstairs. Please note that she had murdered her past three husbands in order to get their money. Caren came down. 'Mother, I killed Cabbage...'
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Post by ThisBeCharade on Oct 14, 2015 15:00:53 GMT -6
xD
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Post by Lovelin on Apr 12, 2016 21:10:35 GMT -6
This is my new favorite thing
I don't care how old it is
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