Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Oct 30, 2017 19:28:31 GMT -6
i used to love playing them there pokeyman games. they were quitey the funny thingy indeedy. sadly that all changed UNO DIA (lol i ben takin spanish classes LEL ) when i was all like "yay im gonna go to this fishy flea market in this middle of nowhere craphole and take a hardly caculated risks in hopes that i will find a missing draft of the declaration of independence when all i'll find is some bootleg crap which i can post for people to guffaw at" and then i saw this one dude. he was all running an EVIL LOOKIN GAMES STAND and looking all shady and i was like " dayum sure looks trustworthy imma go buy some shit from him! " i saw he had this one game and i looked at it. it sayd pokemon y but the cover was all weird and stuff becasue instead of y it was pokemon why? and i was all like " I DUNNO WHY STUPID GAME!" and the flea market dude was like " yo u gonna buy my totally legit crap or what?" and i was all " yeah man " so i bought it and he was all " destroy this game as soon as possible because it was CURSED!!!!!!!! "
and i was like wo!
so i brought the game home and im like "man who cares what stupid man says imma find out why " and i put in the cartridge into my awsome 3ds xl and the opening was just like pokemon y but yveltal was COVERED IN BLOOD! and written in BLOOD LETTERING was Pokemon Why? and i was all like oo imma find out why man and i was shocked to see there was already a save file which was some dude called UR NOT SAFE who had last saved in HELL which was SHOOKING because the guy who i bout it from said it was new!
i tried to open up the savve file but when i did this loud crunchy noise happened and it said " THIS PLAYER IS DEAD. YOU HAVE TO START A NEW GAME " EVEN MORE SKEERY WAS THAT IT WAS IN BLOOD LeTTering AND IT WAS ALL REALISTIC IT WAS SO SHOCKING I SCREAMED and then i noticed that the guy was gone!!! so i was like omg i need to turn this off now but i couldn't cuz when i did it sed " YOU MUST CONTINUE " and i was like "omg" and instead of putting my damn 3ds down i continued because that was one hella good motivational speach so i started up a new game and the professor dude was all " I KNOW UR NAME AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE" and it came with a pokemon character who looked just like me, was wearing MY EXACT CLOTHING and was callt MOON!
i was like omg awsome update man BUT THATS ALSO KINDA SPOOKY
and he said " welcome to hell, fuck you, i hope you die here " and i was like whaat? tehy put swear words in pokeyman? and i started un vaniville town DUH but it was called PURGAATORY and i wa like omg and vaniville town. and when i met all my peeps shauna, caleb, tierno and trevor but they were ALL DEMONS and whe met up to that aquagorde town where i chose my pokeyman all teh starters fennekin forkie and chaspin looked all BLOODY! and beaten. i chose chispin cuz i actually felt sorry for it for ons. it as in da wurst conishun. you could see its ribs and it lost and eye and it had 15 billion cutmarks from angst. also when they went with the part where they give you nicknames shauna was like lets call moon satan and instead of having a debate over the best nicname everyone was like " YEAH SATAN! HEIL SATAN " and i was like omg how evil this is just like that christian program said pokemon is evil
and then tierno was like, now that we have selected our goat, lets begin teh sacrifice and i was like " but isnt skiddo and gogoat supposed to be the goeat pokeymans? " and then we went into santalune forest and we went like into the trees and this new area called " sacrificial circle " popped up and i was like omg!
it was some circle area that had a red pentagram MADE FROM BLOOD and was upside down. caleb had a fennie kin and went first. he put his fenniefuck in the circle and lifted up a nife i was LIKE NUUU and the fenniecunt tried to dight back and it bit him! caleb who is an evil demon laughed evilly and stabbed its legs so it couldnt move and it bled out sloly. I WAS SHOCKED! IT WAS A HYPERREAL CUTSCENE THAT PLAYED FOR A FULL MINUTE UNTIL FENKENT took its last breath
then trevor and tierno and shouna came up with froakie. they grapped chansaws and dissected it like a class project. dis time i had to watch for 5 minutes!!!
then it was my turn. i came up with chespin and it said DO YOU WANT TO SACRIFCE THIS POKEMON TO THE DARK LORD? and i was like omg fuck no but it switched to yes at the last seccond. and i was like OMG BITCH FUCK YOU
the cutscene was a whole 10 minutes. i put da beet up chespin in da circle. my character was about to stabe it with a machete when a beastly noice was heard. it sounded like yveltals cry with giratinas cry and was really low. the bluudy yveltal cam from the forest and said. al live sacrifice pleases me more and it ate froaking and feenekin and my chesping was trying to crawl away but it was so weak and slow that yveltal ate it without trouble. the demon peeps got out of there but my character did not notice. shoauna called for me by my characters name; satan but it did not work and yveltal was like tryna play god and came after me to eat my character but i was too slow just like in irl and it ate me. it looked at me and said " ur next"
i was truly terrified, i still am to this day, but truly a dmeonic yveltal cannot be real ri OMG IT HERE IN MY HOUSE GUYS IT S COMIN FOR ME ITS EATIN ME AAAAAA
hi guys its demon yveltal pls gimme sacrifice am hungry
sorry for bad grammar big yveltal closs make it hard to type
also ur next
and i was like wo!
so i brought the game home and im like "man who cares what stupid man says imma find out why " and i put in the cartridge into my awsome 3ds xl and the opening was just like pokemon y but yveltal was COVERED IN BLOOD! and written in BLOOD LETTERING was Pokemon Why? and i was all like oo imma find out why man and i was shocked to see there was already a save file which was some dude called UR NOT SAFE who had last saved in HELL which was SHOOKING because the guy who i bout it from said it was new!
i tried to open up the savve file but when i did this loud crunchy noise happened and it said " THIS PLAYER IS DEAD. YOU HAVE TO START A NEW GAME " EVEN MORE SKEERY WAS THAT IT WAS IN BLOOD LeTTering AND IT WAS ALL REALISTIC IT WAS SO SHOCKING I SCREAMED and then i noticed that the guy was gone!!! so i was like omg i need to turn this off now but i couldn't cuz when i did it sed " YOU MUST CONTINUE " and i was like "omg" and instead of putting my damn 3ds down i continued because that was one hella good motivational speach so i started up a new game and the professor dude was all " I KNOW UR NAME AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE" and it came with a pokemon character who looked just like me, was wearing MY EXACT CLOTHING and was callt MOON!
i was like omg awsome update man BUT THATS ALSO KINDA SPOOKY
and he said " welcome to hell, fuck you, i hope you die here " and i was like whaat? tehy put swear words in pokeyman? and i started un vaniville town DUH but it was called PURGAATORY and i wa like omg and vaniville town. and when i met all my peeps shauna, caleb, tierno and trevor but they were ALL DEMONS and whe met up to that aquagorde town where i chose my pokeyman all teh starters fennekin forkie and chaspin looked all BLOODY! and beaten. i chose chispin cuz i actually felt sorry for it for ons. it as in da wurst conishun. you could see its ribs and it lost and eye and it had 15 billion cutmarks from angst. also when they went with the part where they give you nicknames shauna was like lets call moon satan and instead of having a debate over the best nicname everyone was like " YEAH SATAN! HEIL SATAN " and i was like omg how evil this is just like that christian program said pokemon is evil
and then tierno was like, now that we have selected our goat, lets begin teh sacrifice and i was like " but isnt skiddo and gogoat supposed to be the goeat pokeymans? " and then we went into santalune forest and we went like into the trees and this new area called " sacrificial circle " popped up and i was like omg!
it was some circle area that had a red pentagram MADE FROM BLOOD and was upside down. caleb had a fennie kin and went first. he put his fenniefuck in the circle and lifted up a nife i was LIKE NUUU and the fenniecunt tried to dight back and it bit him! caleb who is an evil demon laughed evilly and stabbed its legs so it couldnt move and it bled out sloly. I WAS SHOCKED! IT WAS A HYPERREAL CUTSCENE THAT PLAYED FOR A FULL MINUTE UNTIL FENKENT took its last breath
then trevor and tierno and shouna came up with froakie. they grapped chansaws and dissected it like a class project. dis time i had to watch for 5 minutes!!!
then it was my turn. i came up with chespin and it said DO YOU WANT TO SACRIFCE THIS POKEMON TO THE DARK LORD? and i was like omg fuck no but it switched to yes at the last seccond. and i was like OMG BITCH FUCK YOU
the cutscene was a whole 10 minutes. i put da beet up chespin in da circle. my character was about to stabe it with a machete when a beastly noice was heard. it sounded like yveltals cry with giratinas cry and was really low. the bluudy yveltal cam from the forest and said. al live sacrifice pleases me more and it ate froaking and feenekin and my chesping was trying to crawl away but it was so weak and slow that yveltal ate it without trouble. the demon peeps got out of there but my character did not notice. shoauna called for me by my characters name; satan but it did not work and yveltal was like tryna play god and came after me to eat my character but i was too slow just like in irl and it ate me. it looked at me and said " ur next"
i was truly terrified, i still am to this day, but truly a dmeonic yveltal cannot be real ri OMG IT HERE IN MY HOUSE GUYS IT S COMIN FOR ME ITS EATIN ME AAAAAA
hi guys its demon yveltal pls gimme sacrifice am hungry
sorry for bad grammar big yveltal closs make it hard to type
also ur next