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Jun 11, 2017 19:18:16 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 11, 2017 19:18:16 GMT -6
I like to come up with cheesy jokes, so here it goes...
What's the loneliest flavor of gum? Abandon-MINT!
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Jun 11, 2017 19:18:46 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 11, 2017 19:18:46 GMT -6
What do eggs sing? Kara-YOLK-e!
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Jun 11, 2017 19:19:33 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 11, 2017 19:19:33 GMT -6
How do you tell if a zombie is sick? He's COFFIN!
Or maybe it should be a vampire? Or a dead man?
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Jun 11, 2017 19:22:00 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 11, 2017 19:22:00 GMT -6
Why did the scarecrow win a lot of awards?
He was OUTSTANDING in his field!
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Jun 11, 2017 19:23:32 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 11, 2017 19:23:32 GMT -6
My friend was telling me bird jokes one time and I said "Well, toucan play at that game."
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Jun 11, 2017 19:23:54 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 11, 2017 19:23:54 GMT -6
I'm sorry, am I intruding?? ouo; I just love puns
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Jun 11, 2017 20:13:35 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 11, 2017 20:13:35 GMT -6
No! Not at all! That's genius!!! One time, I was sitting on a fence, so I told them to ask me questions. When they asked, I told them that I was on the fence about it. Get it? GET IT?!
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Jun 11, 2017 20:19:32 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 11, 2017 20:19:32 GMT -6
Excellent!
You know, I used to be a banker but then I lost interest
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Jun 11, 2017 20:55:09 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 11, 2017 20:55:09 GMT -6
Really? I was too. I kind of had to withdraw from it for the same reasons.
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Jun 11, 2017 21:36:55 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 11, 2017 21:36:55 GMT -6
But I guess I could deposit my skills into something else.
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Jun 11, 2017 22:02:14 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2017 22:02:14 GMT -6
I've gotta save all of these jokes.
I would've joined you guys in the interview, but I was rejected for being off balance.
*I'm not funny*
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Jun 12, 2017 13:58:46 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 12, 2017 13:58:46 GMT -6
That's really upsetting. Maybe they'll still check out your resume.
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Jun 12, 2017 14:20:09 GMT -6
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Post by cinna on Jun 12, 2017 14:20:09 GMT -6
Oh yeah, the other day, my math teacher called me AVERAGE! How rude.
Also, the same day, a book fell on my head, but I only have myshelf to blame
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Jun 12, 2017 18:54:39 GMT -6
Post by Mystery on Jun 12, 2017 18:54:39 GMT -6
She sounds pretty mean.. And ouch! What book was it? If it was Harry Potter, you could have siriously gotten hurt! Those books are huge!
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Jun 13, 2017 2:32:15 GMT -6
Post by Cookie on Jun 13, 2017 2:32:15 GMT -6
Witch one of you broke my EXPENSIVE DELUXE HARRY POTTER BOOK?
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