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Post by cestlamort on May 16, 2016 16:52:49 GMT -6
I feel fucking miserable ugh
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 16, 2016 18:43:55 GMT -6
You know what's reallllllly hot Guys whose first language is German and also guys who can sing well and also guys with nice jawlines and also guys who read 500+ page novels on their spare time and also guys who can waltz well and also guys who dress well for no reason like damn too add on: guys over 6'2" baritones guys with a PhD but also a really good, if a bit morbid, sense of humor
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Post by cestlamort on May 17, 2016 19:29:27 GMT -6
You know what's reallllllly hot Guys whose first language is German and also guys who can sing well and also guys with nice jawlines and also guys who read 500+ page novels on their spare time and also guys who can waltz well and also guys who dress well for no reason like damn too add on: guys over 6'2" baritones guys with a PhD but also a really good, if a bit morbid, sense of humor oml yes Also how about: -guys who cook and/or bake -guys who are slightly more organized than the average person -guys who solve riddles and word problems with little difficulty -glasses
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 17, 2016 19:35:29 GMT -6
too add on: guys over 6'2" baritones guys with a PhD but also a really good, if a bit morbid, sense of humor oml yes Also how about: -guys who cook and/or bake -guys who are slightly more organized than the average person -guys who solve riddles and word problems with little difficulty -glasses - guys who like guinea pigs - guys who are actually rly smart but can also have their little moments of stupidity - guys that don't mind hugging - guys over 6'2" who tease about how the weather is, but will crouch down to let u kiss them - guys who garden
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Post by cestlamort on May 17, 2016 20:17:03 GMT -6
oml yes Also how about: -guys who cook and/or bake -guys who are slightly more organized than the average person -guys who solve riddles and word problems with little difficulty -glasses - guys who like guinea pigs - guys who are actually rly smart but can also have their little moments of stupidity - guys that don't mind hugging - guys over 6'2" who tease about how the weather is, but will crouch down to let u kiss them - guys who garden -guys who like any animal tbh -guys who hold doors open for you -guys who listen to classical music -guys who actually show some emotion -when they roll up their sleeves -guys with quiffs -guys who play the violin
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 17, 2016 20:21:43 GMT -6
- guys who like guinea pigs - guys who are actually rly smart but can also have their little moments of stupidity - guys that don't mind hugging - guys over 6'2" who tease about how the weather is, but will crouch down to let u kiss them - guys who garden -guys who like any animal tbh -guys who hold doors open for you -guys who listen to classical music -guys who actually show some emotion -when they roll up their sleeves -guys with quiffs -guys who play the violin our standards are getting very very high -guys in trenchcoats
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 17, 2016 20:22:46 GMT -6
we need ourselves a Standard Yet Adjusted to Modern Society Victorian GentlemanTM
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Post by cestlamort on May 20, 2016 22:47:51 GMT -6
we need ourselves a Standard Yet Adjusted to Modern Society Victorian Gentleman TMPretty much. or a time machine.
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 21, 2016 17:59:14 GMT -6
he's judging me giving me the stank eye
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Post by cestlamort on May 21, 2016 18:04:50 GMT -6
You must look past the stink eye.
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Post by Tikoaztite on May 21, 2016 18:31:44 GMT -6
but then his s k u l l is giving me the stank eye too !! DD :
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Post by cestlamort on Jun 29, 2016 22:39:21 GMT -6
but then his s k u l l is giving me the stank eye too !! DD : Look past his eye, past his skull. Look into his brain, Tiki. Brains generally don't have eyes.
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Post by cestlamort on Jun 29, 2016 22:42:41 GMT -6
((the asexual part of me is wondering why I'm getting ads about being tested for STIs))
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Post by cestlamort on Jun 29, 2016 22:46:31 GMT -6
i sWEar tO goD if I heAR THAt poPPiNG NOISEEE OnE MORE TiEM
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Post by Tikoaztite on Jun 29, 2016 22:53:21 GMT -6
bUT LOOKING WAY IN FRONT OF HIS BRAIN HOW DO YOU TIE THAT FRICKIN WRAPPY-SCARFY-ASCOTTY-THING HE HAS TIED AROUND HIS F00KIN NECK WHAT IS IT CALLED IM AN UNCULTURED SWINE
*popping noise*
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