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Post by citrus on Apr 7, 2020 23:55:38 GMT -6
bruh i fuckin miss it here
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Post by citrus on Apr 7, 2020 23:55:25 GMT -6
hello tgip it is i
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Post by citrus on Feb 15, 2020 11:22:09 GMT -6
Newbie Park
Llama mom: LOVE YOU BYE I LOVE YOU UMMMM STAY SAFE LOVE YOU IF A NEWBIE CHASES YOU, RUN. OKAY? Jar: everyone knows that moooooom Llama mom: i know but im very overprotective Couch: Okay, then.. Cup of orange juice: we ready :D //teleports couch and jar to Newbie Park Couch: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! Jar: YAAAAAAY! Okay I'm over it.
Newbie: hiiiiii moshi-grin
Cup of milk: the flip is this Cup of juice: ummm der its a GRINNEWBIE. Cup of milk: ....the flip is life Cup of juice: If it bites you, you diet. //checks thing ....//shoots self its not here the flip the flip the flip where is it
Cup of milk: its in my stomach Cup of juice: //shoots Cup of milk YOU IDEOT WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT DON'T YOU KNOW NEWBIES ARE HIGHLY TOXIC TO HUMANS Cup of milk: //barfs newbie okay. Cup of juice: .....//shoots self again Newbie: fries up moshi-grinmoshi-grinmoshi-grin Cup of milk: /hides underneath a giant question mark
Newbie: //bites everyone except cup of milk and juice Cup of milk: //shoot self wat
Cup of juice: idk what just happened Cup of milk: What is my purpose in life Cup of juice: existential crisis mode activated
cup of milk: cup of juice pls im a professional newbie trainer cup of juice: //shoots self --- couch and jar walking through the newbie forest thing and uh with a uhhhh giant force field around them Couch: dood Jar: uh //cup of juice calls them Jar: //picks up iphone yeah Cup of juice: WAT THE FLIP ARE YOU DOING DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENTERING UNCHARTED TERRITORY Couch: yes //destroys iphone //Newbie comes both: flip. //runs
couch: i want cheetos Jar: //shoots couch WHAT THE FLIP IS WRONG WITH YOU?! //newbie destroys force field Couch: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE Jar: WHYYYYYYYY //grinnewbie destroys an angrynewbie angrynewbie: moshi-angrymoshi-angrymoshi-angrymoshi grinnewbie: moshi-grinmoshi-grinmoshi-grin
cup of milk is training his tonguenewbies BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The grinnewbie comes and is all like 'yos yos the dood!!moshigrin
how to catch the snookums moshling
' cup of milk: //drowns self
cup of apple juice: //gets picked up by worriednewbie cup of apple juice: ah oh no i guess //eaten cup of milk, cup of orange juice, couch, and jar meet up CUP OF MILK: I GOT A PLAN SO UM HOW ABOUT WE SHOOT THE NEWBIES. jar: thats brilliant couch: so original cup of orange juice: ive never heard of anything like it
cup of milk: //shoots Nope Cup of orange juice: lets copy an ending couch: k Cup of orange juice: //summons another newbie //skills both YAAAAAAY HAPPY ENDING!!! jar: yay THE END :D
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Post by citrus on Feb 15, 2020 11:20:00 GMT -6
//dissolving rainbow ribbons background Please put on your 3D Glasses and silence your iphone.
narwhal pictures presents mount potato
Potato Husband: Uh, hello. We are climbing to the top of mount everest.. And.. It's a little stormy, but uh.. We're doing okay. Potato Teenage Son: uh dad yo lets climb
Potato old guy: HI IM A OLD GUY CAN I COME WITH potato husband: k lol
Potato husband: okay theres a gap we need to put a um a stairs thing ok lets see //uses magic powers to make stairs YAY Potato son: you have magic powers dad potato husband: yeah bro
POTATO HUSBAND LEVITATES A ROCK AND THROWS IT AT THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST
potato teenage son gets on a rock levitate me dad ok //levitates rock and throws it at the top of mount everest
potato son: weeeee
potato uncle: wat the flip just happened potato husband: magic //teleports old guy, himself and uncle to teh top
potato son: idk if this helps but theres a huge blizzard going on right now //blizzard blows them off the top all: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! they all fall down without any injuries. potato old guy: the magic of movies.
potato wife: //calling yo what up
potato husband: um yeh hey
potato husband: we just fell off the top of the mountain potato wife: cool man potato husband: ill teleport us home potato wife: i <3 u bby potato husband: ok lol //teleports all back
Potato wife: //freezes the world potato wife: sorry but surprise im actually.. elsa. The end.
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Post by citrus on Feb 15, 2020 11:19:32 GMT -6
~ * ..: Potato Theater: Movie 2: Mount Potato :.. * ~ Hello and this is the second day.. of our climb.. to the top of mount everest.
STARRING
Potato Husband Potato Wife Potato Teenage Son Potato random old guy And many, many more!
//trailer comes on
Box: People ask me.. Why do you risk deaths? For me.. This is life. //music plays Box: I'm going to tie a rope to the two tallest buildings and swing from them. Box guy: haha, good luck. I'll find somewhere we can host your funeral. Screen fades to Box swinging from rope Box lets go of the rope in one hand and tightens his grip. //serious music THE SWING ~ Whatever date ~
//trailer
Llama Girl: //looks at the newbies Wow... Llama Guy: Cool. --- Newbie: HI!!! moshi-grinmoshi-grinmoshi-grin
The park is open. Newbie Park ~ Coming soon ~
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Post by citrus on Feb 15, 2020 11:18:59 GMT -6
i was looking through my old notes from like... 2013? and i found something so fucking incredible im pasting it here
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:18:15 GMT -6
blehhh i should update my carrd
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:15:47 GMT -6
i havent watched tangled since the beginning of season 2 ughhsgsggsgsgh I NEED TO CONTINUE IT but i have, disease
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:08:11 GMT -6
rewatching the entire battle for dream island series just to feel something
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:04:54 GMT -6
when will acnh come out already im sick of waiting
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:00:53 GMT -6
all i know how to do anymore is say names of random fictional characters
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 22:00:25 GMT -6
kanade otonokoji
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 21:58:19 GMT -6
ooooo here we go with the fanboy chum chum little cuckoo fanboy chum chum we’re amazing totally crazy fanboy chumchum cmon everybody sing
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 0:59:58 GMT -6
shu baby kagehira my diaper requires changing
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Post by citrus on Feb 2, 2020 0:54:59 GMT -6
memoirs suck so hard
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