Post by citrus on Sept 12, 2016 20:28:43 GMT -6
I have retrieved some of my.. "stories" from Radioactive Internet Plaza. I've decided to continue and make them slightly less terrible. Possibly. I will post my plot ideas and story outlines from R.I.P. so when Mystery takes it down once again I have it. It's horrible, I'm sorry. I apologize on behalf of my twelve-year-old self.
"so like there's this giant bottle of maple syrup in the sky and these three kids (mcdonalds, poo, mlp) have been sent on an epic quest by the king of windows vista to find the legendary bottle of maple syrup
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
there's a bunch of stuff there!!! like monsters and stuff and maybe they'll meet new friends
its like narnia except not anythng like it"
-citrusitycitrus, 2015
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"so thEN IN THE SECOND BOOK
MCDONALDS MEETS HIS PARENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BARBIE DEMONS, DEMONS WHO CAN LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS AMD THEY RIDE IN A BARBIE JEEP
BUT HIS PARENTS GIVE SOME ICE CREAM TO POO AND MLP AND THEYRE LIKE "OMG U PEDOS" BUT THEY EAT IT ANYWAY BC THEY LIKE ICE CREAM BUT ITS POISONOUS AND MCDONALDS TO HIS PARENTS IS LIKE OMG SO I LIKE YOU BUT LIKE HI YOUR KILLING MY FRIENSLY FRIEND FRIENDS SO UM YEAH
AND THEN AT THE END OF BOOK 2 LIKE AN ANGEL THROWS DON A BACK OF HOLY DORITOS AND GIVES THEM TO POO AND SHES LIKE NOT POSIONED ANYMORE BUT MLP STILL IS A D THEY HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO LIKE UM CURE HER OR SOMETHING LIKE AN ANTIDOTE 2 THE POSION IDK"
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Poo didn't think this was the right choice.
Her? Being chosen for this responsibility by the king of Windows Vista?
Well, of course. She expected that. She was perfect in every way. I mean, how could you not love Poo, the sweet little brown-haired girl with big, curious blue eyes.
But the others? Well, that's another story.
You see, Poo lived in an orphanage with the other chosen ones, McDonalds and Goat. She had known them, but hadn't particularly liked them.
She didn't hold a grudge against them. In fact, they were perfectly fine. Sort of. But she didn't think they had any good qualities to them, really. McDonalds was a pervy asshole and a total airhead, and Goat was literally the most boring person in the world. But she grew up with them, along with the 13 others in the orphanage.
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so there are five ''bands'' (idk clan and tribe were taken xdd) of angel cats (i like cats with wings okay) and they have like leaders
but they call them ___ class for some reason and they're all named after gemstones IDK
~ topaz class
~ diamond class
~ jade class
~ pearl class
~ citrine class
and like legends of a lost band, emerald class, is liek all the shit in the bands right now
so a ditzy topaz, an insane citrine, and the intelligent pearl class leader get together to find the emerald class just cuz
the topaz is named haliaka
the pearl is named treasure
the citrine is called ornament, or as he is called by treasure and haliaka, oracle (LOL DEDICATED TO YOU YOU FUCKIN PEDO)
and yeah just shit that popped into my head i was bored xdd
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tbh we all know i wont continue this until 2019
"so like there's this giant bottle of maple syrup in the sky and these three kids (mcdonalds, poo, mlp) have been sent on an epic quest by the king of windows vista to find the legendary bottle of maple syrup
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
there's a bunch of stuff there!!! like monsters and stuff and maybe they'll meet new friends
its like narnia except not anythng like it"
-citrusitycitrus, 2015
--
"so thEN IN THE SECOND BOOK
MCDONALDS MEETS HIS PARENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BARBIE DEMONS, DEMONS WHO CAN LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS AMD THEY RIDE IN A BARBIE JEEP
BUT HIS PARENTS GIVE SOME ICE CREAM TO POO AND MLP AND THEYRE LIKE "OMG U PEDOS" BUT THEY EAT IT ANYWAY BC THEY LIKE ICE CREAM BUT ITS POISONOUS AND MCDONALDS TO HIS PARENTS IS LIKE OMG SO I LIKE YOU BUT LIKE HI YOUR KILLING MY FRIENSLY FRIEND FRIENDS SO UM YEAH
AND THEN AT THE END OF BOOK 2 LIKE AN ANGEL THROWS DON A BACK OF HOLY DORITOS AND GIVES THEM TO POO AND SHES LIKE NOT POSIONED ANYMORE BUT MLP STILL IS A D THEY HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO LIKE UM CURE HER OR SOMETHING LIKE AN ANTIDOTE 2 THE POSION IDK"
--
Poo didn't think this was the right choice.
Her? Being chosen for this responsibility by the king of Windows Vista?
Well, of course. She expected that. She was perfect in every way. I mean, how could you not love Poo, the sweet little brown-haired girl with big, curious blue eyes.
But the others? Well, that's another story.
You see, Poo lived in an orphanage with the other chosen ones, McDonalds and Goat. She had known them, but hadn't particularly liked them.
She didn't hold a grudge against them. In fact, they were perfectly fine. Sort of. But she didn't think they had any good qualities to them, really. McDonalds was a pervy asshole and a total airhead, and Goat was literally the most boring person in the world. But she grew up with them, along with the 13 others in the orphanage.
--
so there are five ''bands'' (idk clan and tribe were taken xdd) of angel cats (i like cats with wings okay) and they have like leaders
but they call them ___ class for some reason and they're all named after gemstones IDK
~ topaz class
~ diamond class
~ jade class
~ pearl class
~ citrine class
and like legends of a lost band, emerald class, is liek all the shit in the bands right now
so a ditzy topaz, an insane citrine, and the intelligent pearl class leader get together to find the emerald class just cuz
the topaz is named haliaka
the pearl is named treasure
the citrine is called ornament, or as he is called by treasure and haliaka, oracle (LOL DEDICATED TO YOU YOU FUCKIN PEDO)
and yeah just shit that popped into my head i was bored xdd
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tbh we all know i wont continue this until 2019