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Post by AssassinPerson on Mar 6, 2016 17:20:15 GMT -6
"You are welcome" Father Earl Grey says to Mystery with a smile and then he turns to Lucifer and Caffe Latte "You can take that coffee guy, I will handle Satan himself. He doesn't stand a chance against me and my Holiness from God!" he says and he hits Lucifer with his walking stirrer, he then engaged in a fight with the Arch Angel and using the walking stirrer he wielded again the Arch Angel Blade that Lucifer wielded.
"You will have to die at some point!" Lucifer stays to Father Earl Grey as the two fight, annoyed at being hit by the walking stirrer that the other was using. He didn't like the fact that he had been punched by Mystery either and he really wanted to fight her but couldn't while he was distracted with the Tea Priest. Hopefully Caffe Latte would be able to do good in a fight against Mystery.
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Post by Mystery on Mar 6, 2016 19:04:10 GMT -6
Caffe Latte began hammering Mystery with hot coffee cups, and she eventually began to burn. She screamed, and Caffe Latte laughed.
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Post by AssassinPerson on Mar 6, 2016 19:18:14 GMT -6
"I will have to use my holy powers then... Eat this, Satan!" Father Earth Grey yells as he gets a holy oil Molotov cocktail out and throws it at the Arch Angel. Because of the logic of Supernatural, this sent Lucifer away so then Father Earl Grey could fight Caffe Latte without Lucifer getting in his way. He gave Mystery some holy water and then he whacked Caffe Latte with his walking stirrer "How dare you! Just because you have the Devil on your side does not mean that you are going to win at this War!"
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Lucifer awoke, wondering what had happened. That was when he remembered, he had been sent away by a mass of flames and now he didn't know where on Earth he was. He sat down for a while to look around and try to place where he location is in the World.
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Moon the Best Anime Waifu
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ROARY SCRAWL IS A WAR CRIMINAL
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Mar 6, 2016 19:22:39 GMT -6
Villi was just watching. She had a small sack on her shoulder, and was heading towards Father Earth Grey's Chai place. She looked. " Will he accept me for who I am, tea flavored coffee? " She sang as she eventually neared it.
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Post by Mystery on Mar 6, 2016 19:28:44 GMT -6
"Thank you, Father!" Mystery exclaims with excitement. "Now, let's finish this jerk!" she says, blasting him with hot tea.
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Mar 6, 2016 19:31:31 GMT -6
I'm totally going to add myself as well. I run a shop literally on the border of Starbucks land and Chai land. I call it Neutrally, Naturally. I make coffee flavored tea and tea flavored coffee as Villi passed by and I was inspired by her. I do not get a lot of customers.
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Post by Mystery on Mar 6, 2016 19:32:55 GMT -6
SWEET. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Mar 6, 2016 19:35:06 GMT -6
yep
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AssassinPerson
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Post by AssassinPerson on Mar 6, 2016 19:37:06 GMT -6
"My senses tell me that there is someone nearing my place, but I am confident that you will win this fight now." Father Earl Grey says as he does a prayer then he teleports to his Chai place with the holy teleportation magic of holiness. He watches as Villi approaches his place and was still stood at the counter when she came in, watching Villi while leaning on his walking stirrer "Aren't you from Starbucks? Their rejected coffee who none of them liked because of the tea flavour?" he asks, making it seem like he has spies in the other side, watching what they did.
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Meanwhile in England, tea has taken over due to the English stereotype. In order to continue this, all men wear a monocle and a top hat and everyone speaks poshly. It would be havok if it wasn't not-havok.
Holy moles, so fabulous!
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Post by Mystery on Mar 6, 2016 19:41:34 GMT -6
Mystery quickly takes Caffe Latte down, and decides to look at what countries were taken over by Starbucks so far on her phone. Most of South America had bought into the cheapness of Starbucks, while all of Asia were still prominent Chai drinkers. But Canada...? A mysterious place called Tim Hortons. Odd. Canadians were weird.
Don't worry. I love Tim Hortons. We used to have one in the town over. And I like Canadians! If you get offended by this, then sorry.
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Mar 6, 2016 19:45:04 GMT -6
" Yes, " Villi said, " And I was hoping you would take me in like a tea of your own. "
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Post by AssassinPerson on Mar 6, 2016 20:06:52 GMT -6
"I will see what answers God is giving me..." Father Earl Grey says before praying yet again, staying as he was though for longer until he looked back up "He says that not only do we need all the held we can get, but also you will be accepted. You are the first coffee ever made to taste like tea, and I will be able to take you in and train you. Lets go to my secret church and any sins that you have done at any point in your life shall be forgiven like weights being lifted from your shoulders. There may be some others already there to pray about anything or to train the skills that they need help with. If there are then you can also talk to them and get to know them" he led the coffee through some doors which led to a massive and very holy church. It was the main church of the teas ever since Starbucks had taken over the other side of America and the original main Church of Father Earl Grey. He stood at where he needed to stand and got his tPad out, checking the world status. The tea was glad to see that England would always be on their side, along with all of Asia. Several parts of Africa were Starbucks and several were Chai and they had their own Continent War going on so they couldn't come and help with anything. Australasia was doing well with keeping itself out of any fights and had chosen to stay peaceful but it seemed like a new threat was rising in it as well as all other un-sided Countries. He wasn't too sure about how the rest of Europe was doing as the countries in the War of Coffee vs Tea kept having their side being changed regularly. England was the only Country in Europe that never changed sides.
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Moon the Best Anime Waifu
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ROARY SCRAWL IS A WAR CRIMINAL
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Mar 6, 2016 20:12:42 GMT -6
Villi happily jumped around I had just opened up my shop, and the news would be quickly received as I was the first to make coffee flavored tea and tea flavored coffee, probably in the world.
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Post by Mystery on Mar 6, 2016 20:14:14 GMT -6
Mystery sighed, and ran to Father Earl Grey's church.
"Where did Lucifer go?!" Caffe Latte yelled.
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Post by AssassinPerson on Mar 6, 2016 20:39:22 GMT -6
Father Earl Grey looks up when Mystery enters "Nice to see you back again. Mystery, this is Villi. She is a coffee who tastes like tea and Starbucks doesn't like her. Villi, this is Myster. She is one of the brightest students there are and she is also one of the best fighters we have." he introduces the two before saying "England is still on our side but we lost Germany, Bulgaria and Spain to Starbucks again. Luckily we got Poland, The Netherlands and Italy back though. And Sweden is still a neutral Country which hasn't been taken over due to their love of IKEA." to Mystery to let her know of the current Europe Status that he was always the one to go to to hear the news about it.
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The Arch Angel then realized where he was and teleports onto a boat, one that was probably headed for Starbucks. He was happy until a ship of the oppositions side hit it and blew it up and sank it so now he was soaking wet and annoyed. He decided to teleport to the main Police HQ in Starbucks where he usually was and when he got there, other Starbucks recruits could see that something had happened to make him wet and annoyed. He wanted to defeat the Chai side once and for all.
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I was actually wondering how the different coffees and teas were there, like... Are they there as giant cups or are they like humanized versions of the drink they represent? Just something to get people to think about.
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