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Post by Cookie on Oct 10, 2015 17:44:13 GMT -6
An old man sitting at a picnic table at a park sniffed his sandwich. "WHO FARTED ON MY SANDWICH?!?" He yelled. "YOU." He pointed to a magician. "WAS IT YOU WHO FARTED ON MY SANDWICH?!?" "No, it wasn't me, sir." The old man goes up to the queen, who just happened to be at the park because reasons. "WAS IT YOU WHO FARTED ON MY SANDWICH?!?" The queen just puked. "No.." "WAS IT YOU THEN?!?" The old man points to a random baby in a pram. "DID YOU FART ON MY SANDWICH??!?" The baby cried, and the mother kicked the old man in the balls. And then, the old man sees the guy who was sitting next to him at the picnic table. "YOU. YOU FARTED ON MY SANDWICH, YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!" "No wait, it wasn't me!" The guy protested, but it was too late, the old man went and stole a random person's Ferrari, and ran the guy over with it. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FARTING ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The end!
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Post by Mystery on Oct 11, 2015 14:29:45 GMT -6
Bravo!!! -throws roses-
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Post by Cookie on Oct 11, 2015 23:42:37 GMT -6
:3
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Post by Moon the Best Anime Waifu on Nov 9, 2015 19:42:37 GMT -6
I laughed, I cried, I felt the Angst of farted sandwiches, the adventure as searching for the one who farted on his sandwich, the Drama as the suspects get more and more limited.... It was the best story ever.
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Post by Cookie on Nov 10, 2015 2:59:14 GMT -6
Thank you all~
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