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Post by Alex on Dec 16, 2015 21:52:47 GMT -6
HERE YA GO BUDDYPAL “I once killed an entire family using only a spatula and a lamp, during a power outage.” out-of-context quotes are a fun time
I'm in BC lmao specifically, the one part of canada without the snow
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Post by Kor on Dec 16, 2015 22:09:18 GMT -6
Who the hell says that wtf
AA damn I'm in Toronto But don't worry it's nothing to worry about we don't have snow either it's just El nino and also global warming and climate change no biggie haha
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Post by Alex on Dec 16, 2015 22:21:54 GMT -6
there are only so many people who would manage to pull off that kinda shit also there'll be a oneshot new dude for the xmas special who (hopefully, he's an annoying piece of trash) will never spawn again after this another obligatory quote from this trainwreck: “I’m surprised you managed to figure out that much. Maybe you’re growing a conscience. That’d be a Christmas miracle.”
oh well, friend kinda weird that there's no snow over there either but hey that's what happens when the planet is being destroyed lmao at least we live in the age of the internet B)
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Post by Kor on Dec 17, 2015 6:54:27 GMT -6
I'm gonna marry the new dude WHO THE HEFLL
haha yeah
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Post by Alex on Dec 17, 2015 9:40:57 GMT -6
trust me buddy don't marry the new dude
20 or so years ago we'd never be aware of one anothers' existenc golly gee technology is amazing
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Post by Kor on Dec 17, 2015 14:47:11 GMT -6
i'm gonna marry the new dude
i wasnt alive 20 or so years ago
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Post by Alex on Dec 17, 2015 17:36:57 GMT -6
pLS DO NOT
lmao same was anyone on this site around 20 or so years ago ... tbh I hope not that'd be kinda sorta weird
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Post by Alex on Dec 20, 2015 17:44:50 GMT -6
lowkey tempted to just throw most of the mt cast into the rp I wanna makee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
potential city squad: -antagonist, duh -amethyst (maybe topaz too?) -hazel -augustus (DO THE KING THING DO IT DO IT DO IT) -Limit and Berry (maybe add them later?) -Harmony, perhaps? -BRING BACK DISTORTION! BRING BACK DISTORTION!!!! -Mallory? -Losvil, if there's room? -Kara is very much a potential oc there this is ridiculous goddamn eleven ocs??? kara might not go simply because I use her so much I'll have to intro them gradually
Edit: "You Gotta" Squad -Antag(s) -Hazel -Augu -Distortion -Limit and Berry, later on
"You Could" Squad Mallory Harmony
"Ehhhh" Squad Kara Losvil
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Post by Alex on Dec 20, 2015 19:14:50 GMT -6
y'know I don't have my own page so might as well put the plot here
Life in The City is great. There’s no crime, it’s always relaxing, and everything is a reasonably-priced luxury, from food to clothes to entertainment. The flawless glass buildings glimmer in the sunlight and light up like giant candles under the moon. Despite this, it seems a bit… odd. Sure, a lot of places have been a lot more peaceful for the last couple centuries. After all, there aren’t any more humans in the way. Every last one of them was killed in war years ago. It’s still taught about in history, how the ‘plain yet cruel hunters’ were the only things separating the world from perfection. But even then, other countries still have thieves, murderers, and ‘bad people in general’, and it’s not all that surprising. The City, however… it’s not like that. The sheer tranquility of it all is almost unsettling. Some blame the way The City is run. It is run by a mysterious group known as The Guardians, which control every single aspect. Every store, every system, and, as some rumors say, every thought and emotion of The City’s people. Anyone who objects to The Guardians almost instantly dies, or is overall removed form society in some way or another. Nobody really knows much about The Guardians except that’s what they do to those who don’t practically worship them. But learning this, it brings up a question… what would The City be like without The Guardians doing everything for them? How long would they last? Would the entire place… shut down? One day, the answer to that question was revealed. It was a normal weekend afternoon, not a cloud in the sky. And then the power went out, the water stopped, and everything closed down. Some people were locked in their own houses, others unable to escape the locked doors of malls. Cars stopped instantly, accidents covering the roads. In town square, some of the older citizens are already panicking, chants of “Our gods have abandoned us!” and “The Guardians are no more!” coming from the mobs. Others, however, plan on finding out what exactly happened. Why did The Guardians just suddenly… stop after all those years? It’d never happened in any sort of recorded history, ever. It wasn’t a shock people were panicking. But those few that aren’t, those few calm souls, they are tasked with bringing The City’s precious Guardians back. There is a popular urban legend that The Guardians live under the city. But such important beings are guarded by terrible, terrifying mutants. And even not considering that, it wouldn’t be easy to survive in The City that has fallen.
heck ye
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Post by Alex on Dec 21, 2015 20:01:15 GMT -6
NEW MT OUT HECK YEHA
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Post by Kor on Dec 21, 2015 20:10:28 GMT -6
i am going to live-blog me reading this
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Post by Alex on Dec 21, 2015 20:13:13 GMT -6
omg this is something to look forward to honestly, the thing with MT is I always wing it and never allow myself too much planning ahead and editing aftrwards is borderline out of the question with holiday specials, these are turned up to eleven
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Post by Kor on Dec 21, 2015 20:39:36 GMT -6
-I will bet you 8 dollars that Paula is the festive creep -STOP BEING MEAN TO SAGE KARA -Amethyst no why would you do that -MAYBE YOURE GROWING A CONSCIENCE. THAT WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE -THE ELVES ARE BEING MEAN TO KING TOO -I want to date Shmelf -KING JESUS CHRIST -I'm going to date Shmelf -"No science allowed" is King going to be ok -IM DCUKJNG HE JUST THREW THE SPRAY BOTTLE WATER AT HIM NO -I will date Shmelf -ALLEN OH MY GOD -"Lucious elf lips" I'm going to kiss Shmelf -If he doesn't stop saying "problematic" i'm going to break up with him -I'm getting back together with Shmelf -"anonymous individual" GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE -Allen look I know you're a kid and you probably like icing but there is no reason to be eating Shmelf's insides -ALLEN NO -HOYL SHIT SHMELF -It's THE K R A M P U S -Meister please get out of this Christmas special....... -Holy shit Shmelf -It's Paula -Paula what are you going to do with his body........ -Oh. That's better I guess -What spawn of hell adopted and raised Paula and is still alive to receive christmas cards -Merry Approximate Christmas
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Post by Alex on Dec 21, 2015 20:44:42 GMT -6
this was breautiful to read all I have to say is please don't date shmelf shmelf is literally trash
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Post by Kor on Dec 21, 2015 20:56:43 GMT -6
Go to hell I'm going to date Shmelf he's my bf now
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